Ex's! They come in all forms. Mine are all annoying and babies lol. So my really really good friend has a new roommate. An ex of mine from like almost 15 years ago lol. And seriously lol im soooo glad i outgrew that phase of my life.

Hes one of those that when your friends meet them your like look i was young and stupid and blah blah...forgive me for that mess.

So anyways hes a vet and yesterday obviously was vets day. Well my friend calls me and is like can you come over and have a beer with me and glen. hes being all whiny about being a vet and noone celebrating with him.

*SIGHS*

Maaaaaaan....so i said yeah, i can save you from the dude acting like a chick. LOL he wanted me over so bad because he didnt want to be alone that he was trying to offer up incentives lol. I was like look your my friend and ill come over so you can make the day right for him.

FUCK! So i go over and were hanging out, music, darts, beer(i wasnt drinking like it was friday lol),laughs....it was the begining of a good time. Next thing we know here comes another friend and the guys nephew. Now i dont know why but he thinks that any and all sexual inuendo comment or feel is ok to put on me.

I get that im the only girl, but um HELLO ive been apart of this group for half my fucking life. Like inappropriate comments about head btwn me and my ex. Um hello...i am not going to have sex with my ex, i am not going to have any kind of unavoidable contact with my ex.

Hell my ex doesnt even get that. On his way to bed he was telling me if i didnt want to go home that he had a queen size bed and that he would only cuddle.

*SHUDDERS*

Thankfully my other friends are there to laugh at my prediciment lol. But my friends are good about figuring out when ive had enough and they will step in and put an end to it.

There we are playing darts and i had my beer and smokes on the table below the dart board. Yea smooth move lol. James throws a dart and it all but lands in my glass.

NEW PARTY GAME!!!

They filled a bigger glass half full with beer and the goal was whoever landed in the glass from bouncing off the board has to drink. Doesnt matter how nasty the beer gets lol if you hit it you drink it. It was hit a couple times lol.

Next thing i know i come out of the bathroom and whoop whoop...the cops are at the window. WTF...the neighbors called the cops and then fucking lied lol. Yea maybe the music was a lil loud, BUT i could only hear it real clear with the door cracked when i was smoking. Then they had told the cops we had a bonfire. Um we had a bonfire last friday night. But we were all housebound people last night.

So woooo whats a party without the cops...Not ours lol.

And just in case your wondering i left Mae here sleeping all tied down in bed...lol..no seriously. My grandpa had left his over night bag here and came back and decided to stay home. So after i put Mae in bed last night and she was all the way asleep i went out.

Well that could explain the cops being called lol...considering it was almost 9 when i got over there...maybe it was a bit late for loud.

Lines Lines Lines Lines Lines!!!!! Ohhh how confusing those lines are lol.

Heres to going on 2 decades of friendship!