I had THE BEST birthday! It was a long day but it was awesome!

Friday afternoon we went to the Cattle Congress. It used to be a big huge fair, now its dwindled to almost nothing. But we still have it and we still go.

Grandpa, Mae and I got there about 1130 and took in part of the rainforest show, then stopped and saw my mom who had to be there for her work. We ate at the Amvets Ooodles and Ooodles of chicken and noodles hut. Oooo its good. They serve family style chicken n noodles and boiled potatos, coleslaw and rolls. All you can eat for 7.50, yumyum. Mae was threatened with no rides if she didnt eat any food. She ate a couple bites lol. Good enough!

Mae spent a lot of time on the kiddie rides but she really loves the dizzy dragons so we went on that. I got that dragon spinning round n round. Wooo dizzy lol.

After Cattle Congress Grandpa dropped us off at the hotel and we went swimming. Man that girl loves to freaking swim. She had me throwing her in the pool and just kicking around. It was fun. Then kimmi chad and sidney showed up. Yayy the party started! Kimmi took Mae to her dads for me yesterday since i was without a car. She also took Mae back with her when she left from swimming. So my birthday started out with some alone time.

I tried to take advantage of it since i was up at 6 and take a nap. People kept calling me lol. But i managed about an hour!

I had invited people to come out for my birthday to have a drink. I had thought maybe i would buy 1 tablecloth and a can of peanuts. Cheap but festive lol. Well i heard earlier in the week that mom had taken care of it. She said just let me cuz ive already. Well i didnt expect a party party!!

I was kinda late to my own party. But not really because it was only 930 when i got there and i had told everyone between 9 and 930 lol. I get a phone call kind of ruining the surprise from a friend wanting to know where the hell i was lol.

They pick me up and hand me something nice lol. We did that on the way to the bar and then got there and my mom did a great job! There were balloons on the table, table clothes, tea light candles in glass jars with the stones, and a cake, and in the back a table with food! My mom also had a tab for the party. They spent like a 130 bucks if not a lil more for the tab.

I got there and i whipped out my money because i needed a beer lol. Thats when i found out i wasnt supposed to buy my first ones. I ended up only spending maybe 20 if that and thats cuz i needed smokes and we went to the tittie bar!

I had such an awesome time. However the singing of bad karoke was BAD BAD BAD lol. My first song up was a song i did a couple weeks ago BUT AFTER i was crocked lol. I cant sing Girlfriend by Avril come on lol. But it was fun. I sang all night long!

I think i may have been slipped a jagerbomb by my cousin and i had a lemon drop. but after that first shot my cousin gave me, yea i stayed away from the bar lol. My friends were so awesome. One of my friends deliberatly stayed semi sober because he wanted to be there for us. Maaaaaaaan i told him how much i appreciated him.

Hell he saved my birthday for me. What party is complete without a lil drama. My friend kimmi and her man had issues. BECAUSE HES STUPID!! And kimmi was fired up and hell she yelled at me lol. She later apologized profusely for yelling at me lol. But my friend Kenn came out and grabbed me and said come on back its your birthday you dont need to be part of any drama. Woooooo we went drinking!

I had friends there i hadnt partied with in awhile and family was there, and everyone i wanted to be was there. Seriously i had no idea i was going to have that great a time. My mom threw down and threw down proper!

No party is complete without BOOBIES!!! And i was on a mission to see me some boobies!! The strip club is like 2 blocks away. With a lil help from my good friend and husband to be in 2057 or something, i tripped my way down. Did i mention i was dressed in the correct shoes? Which i still dont know how i didnt fall down lol.

We get there and i almost cant find my id...now that would have been upsetting. My friend Tammy who is really really not girl friendly went with. She took one for the team by coming with. We almost had her face in some boobies but she just couldnt do it. So i took the boobies for the team lol. Mmmmm i like strippers on my birthday lol. I was bitten quite nicely. Oooo so nicely. Then it was back to the bar lol. Hey you cant abandon my mom and my ride lol

On the way back the rest of the crowd finally pulled themselves away to go and we were on the way back. Kimmi didnt get to see boobies so i flashed lol. then ended up being bitten by my two friends later on lol. My friend kimmi is so repressed socially because of the men in her life lol. She really needs to get out and have a good time. Even though chad walked home, she proceeded to have a really good time. And then at the end she loooooooooooved me and i was her best friend and she loooooooooooved me and yay kimmi kisses. She gets kissy when shes drunk and im ok with that lol. Whats a few smooches between friends when its just smooches not tongue.

She told me she was all puking after she got back and the person she was fighting with lol helped her through it. Yay for not being a complete dickhead lol.

They threw us out of the bar because we just werent going at 2 lol. The last song i sang for the night was Toxicity by System of a Down. My friends are metal headbanger jumpers. They came up and were jumping to the song and hell my mom came rushing in and jumped and danced. Ooooo what a fucking great night it was!!

Heres to all the drama, kisses, bites, bad karoke, drinks, and the best time you could ask for on your birthday!