Two of my favorite words! Especially when they are stuck together! Open bar! ooo those two words are glorious lol. I have never been to a baby shower that had one before but im so glad today i did lol. We got our drink on in the back of the room lol.
My cousin got married a year ago and they are now expecting a baby. He works at a really nice restraunt and thats where they held it. My Aunt, his mom, loves her family lol and loves her morgan lol so there was an open bar.
My mom, and my uncles girlfriend Sandy went and I drove. On the way there bloody marys were mentioned and that my dad gave mom money lol. Well we got there and Sandy and I stayed outside to smoke and when we got in my mom comes over and tells us that she asked how much a bloody mary was and the guy says Open Bar...omg! Hells Yea!!!
Sooo right now Im on the tipsy side lol and I may go all the way to fucked up lol I have 3 bottles of wine in the fridge, supper is in the oven and bedtime for Mae is really truly just around the corner(since she has school tomorrow lol) we will see lol.
BUT Sandy lol brought up Margarita Mondays lol. OMG i was seriously just thinking about that lol. Soooo tomorrow come rain or shine lol we are having the first MM of the season lol. Shes bringing the tequila, Im getting the mix, and someone else will have to bring ice lol.
Then after the shower we went to the bar next door lol. Jeremiah Weed was our friend...well at least 3 of our friends lol my aunt and mom had beer. Except mom had a shot. Ok so anyone ever done a shot at a baby shower lol well i have lol. My mom actually texted my sister to find out how to make the shot lol. So we drank it lol. The bar next door couldnt make them cuz they didnt have all the booze lol.
Then we were sitting there and almost ready to order a 2nd round and my dad texted me telling me to come and get my kid lol. Did i mention my dad watched the girl today lol. And then he drove us all home lol. My mom is drunk, Sandys almost drunk, Im tipsy and one more would have put me over the edge lol.
Hells yea for a Sunday it was pretty good...now to see if the wine makes it....and i may be back blogging later lol lets see what happens when the boozy girl gets her drink on lol(in case you were wondering...Mae is all taken care of lol we have meatloaf cooking and then its bedtime lol...no matter what im a decent mom and my kiddo is taken care of!)
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
All Righty Then!
Blogger and my computer are not in synch at the moment! I tried to comment on Dawns blog and it wouldn't let me, it let me comment on Brendas blog, it let me blog twice, google told me it was too big to show up and wtf lol seriously! I need my blog! Especially since I have my fingers back lol. Im ready to exorcise the demons within lol. Seriously though, I just hate when my shit doesn't work when I want it to work lol.
Tomorrow is my first day back to work! Im nervous as hell. Its like my first day all over again except I know what I'm doing lol. And then Saturday I'm going in at 6 to make 8 six foot party subs! Holy hell, glad I listened to my mom and asked for pain meds just in case. Because technically I should still be off work because the doctor was going to put a second restriction on me but by doing that I wouldnt be able to work. So he left that off and now I'm back to working lol. Tomorrow should be interesting!
Jumped on the bathroom scale this morning and I have lost a small child! 58 pounds is gone and all I really want to lose is like another 5lbs so I can maintain my weight. Yay me!
Talked with the guy yesterday for like 2 hours and then texted all night lol. He likes me lol. Told him as plain as possible that this is who I am, this is what I won't tolerate, and if I want to be in a relationship with you I'll say something. He agreed with everything I was saying because as his profile says...he's looking for friends he can get together with and if anything comes from it cool. That's what dating is! I did make him promise me something lol. I made him promise that whoever else he decides to date please make sure they understand the concept of dating because the quickest way for me to leave is to have other girls coming at me for whatever reason lol.
Tonight is the graduation for Mae's preschool! School isn't out til june 1st lol but they are doing it tonight. Im going to have to figure out what shoes to put her in but im letting her wear this summer dress and I have to get a hair tie so I can put her hair up lol. With a little girl youd think id have hair ties but i dont lol.
Well i guess thats it for the moment lets see what the day brings lol.
Tomorrow is my first day back to work! Im nervous as hell. Its like my first day all over again except I know what I'm doing lol. And then Saturday I'm going in at 6 to make 8 six foot party subs! Holy hell, glad I listened to my mom and asked for pain meds just in case. Because technically I should still be off work because the doctor was going to put a second restriction on me but by doing that I wouldnt be able to work. So he left that off and now I'm back to working lol. Tomorrow should be interesting!
Jumped on the bathroom scale this morning and I have lost a small child! 58 pounds is gone and all I really want to lose is like another 5lbs so I can maintain my weight. Yay me!
Talked with the guy yesterday for like 2 hours and then texted all night lol. He likes me lol. Told him as plain as possible that this is who I am, this is what I won't tolerate, and if I want to be in a relationship with you I'll say something. He agreed with everything I was saying because as his profile says...he's looking for friends he can get together with and if anything comes from it cool. That's what dating is! I did make him promise me something lol. I made him promise that whoever else he decides to date please make sure they understand the concept of dating because the quickest way for me to leave is to have other girls coming at me for whatever reason lol.
Tonight is the graduation for Mae's preschool! School isn't out til june 1st lol but they are doing it tonight. Im going to have to figure out what shoes to put her in but im letting her wear this summer dress and I have to get a hair tie so I can put her hair up lol. With a little girl youd think id have hair ties but i dont lol.
Well i guess thats it for the moment lets see what the day brings lol.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Seriously
This is the reason I don't date people from the internet! PSYCHO BITCHES!
Here I am having a good time with this guy and I know he's not my boyfriend, I know that he is talking to other people, I know that he is dating other people and when you date someone that means you can go out with other people because youre not in a relationship.
Well I get home from doing therapy today and there is not 1 but 2 psycho bitches coming at me because of this guy! One is pissed because I made a smart ass comment on his page and the other straight messaged me to find out if I was dating this guy.
Then when I asked her why and what exactly is it she wanted to tell me she comes back with not wanting to step on toes and wanting to date him and dont tell him i talked to you. I was very very nice and wasnt a bitch like i can be! I told her i dont keep secrets and then when he texted me after his work meeting lol I told him we need to talk.
Um seriously thats not something you need to do at this stage of the game. I shouldnt have to talk to him about anything. Sooooo there was a huge discussion and I explained to him again that i dont play this game and that if he wanted me to run away all he had to do was let these bitches keep coming at me lol.
Funniest thing is, is that him and I never have said anything online about going out. So these two psychos picked me out of the bunch of girls. Maaaan wrong girl to pick.
So all the fun may come to a crashing halt because stupid people dont get the concept of dating and im not playing psycho games! Maybe he will bring me ice and lemonade lol
Here I am having a good time with this guy and I know he's not my boyfriend, I know that he is talking to other people, I know that he is dating other people and when you date someone that means you can go out with other people because youre not in a relationship.
Well I get home from doing therapy today and there is not 1 but 2 psycho bitches coming at me because of this guy! One is pissed because I made a smart ass comment on his page and the other straight messaged me to find out if I was dating this guy.
Then when I asked her why and what exactly is it she wanted to tell me she comes back with not wanting to step on toes and wanting to date him and dont tell him i talked to you. I was very very nice and wasnt a bitch like i can be! I told her i dont keep secrets and then when he texted me after his work meeting lol I told him we need to talk.
Um seriously thats not something you need to do at this stage of the game. I shouldnt have to talk to him about anything. Sooooo there was a huge discussion and I explained to him again that i dont play this game and that if he wanted me to run away all he had to do was let these bitches keep coming at me lol.
Funniest thing is, is that him and I never have said anything online about going out. So these two psychos picked me out of the bunch of girls. Maaaan wrong girl to pick.
So all the fun may come to a crashing halt because stupid people dont get the concept of dating and im not playing psycho games! Maybe he will bring me ice and lemonade lol
Breaking the Rules
Bite me Dawn! LOL, blogger wasn't working for me at all! Until I did something and I dont know what I did so don't be surprised when the UPS man shows up with a package from Iowa lol.
Ok let's get down to it! I have absolutly no idea what I blogged last and because I'm afraid blogger will crash on me I'll just start as close to the begining as I can.
Not that long ago on MYB I decided to talk to a guy. It started out with messages on that site and then I gave him my yahoo. Well this went on for a little bit and by the time we had exchanged almost 60 messages and a couple talks on yahoo I said look you want to meet me this is where I'm going to be at this time.
He showed up and even though his paycheck hadnt come in he still had enough cash for gas and to buy me a couple drinks. He was a really nice guy and just didnt give me any bad vibes.
So after that it was text messages and trying to set a time up where we could just go out on our own. I had him meet me at a bar where my friend was having a birthday party the first time. So after texting and such we set up a date for last Saturday.
We went to Olive Garden and saw the movie FastFive and he brought me a rose. We had a good dinner and during the movie he was shaking just a little when he went to hold my hand. That date was the begining of me breaking the rules.
I told him in no uncertain terms that I DO NOT PUT OUT. The last guy who dated me never got anything lol so dont expect anything. I told him about my extracurricular activities and he said no problem.
At the movie I rubbed his neck for him because Im the girl who wants to make people better lol. At the end of the movie he walked me to my car and we hugged and I pecked him on the cheek.
Well I don't know what got into me but I invited him to dinner Monday. Supposed to be his day off and he got called in. Again I dont know what got into me but I texted him yesterday to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie.
I broke every fucking rule I have! He got to meet my mom, dad, and Mae yesterday. Mae loves him. She wanted to cuddle right up next to him the minute he sat down. She had to sit by him when he moved to the chair. And then he actually got off the deck to show her the white dandelions. And then was chasing her around the deck.
He left to go be with family and then texted saying he was close by. I let him come over again and this time he met my mom.
Just like I knew she would do she interrogated him lol. I was texting the poor guy from the bathroom apologizing for not giving him warning about my mom. If Mae hadnt had to go poo lol he would have missed that lol.
Yesterday I let him kiss me three times and let him kinda touch me, no not dirty touches lol. And he said it twice that if i start cooking for him he probably wont leave. and i said ok and lol.
This is probably not the ONE but right now everything just feels right about it. Hell I even know when we will have sex if I decide to lol, see im a stupid girl!
Then I realized it was a full moon last night and that had to be why I was breaking the rules.
My mom doesn't mind him, she doesn't find him offensive or creepy or anything like the kids dad lol and my dad didnt mind him. My kid loved him soooo Im breaking all the goddamn rules and Not apologizing (outloud) for it lol.
On another note my first day back to work will be Friday and possibly a couple hours on Saturday. Life is moving on and on and on and now theres a guy lol. Good luck to the guy lol.
On top of the rule breaking of mine I broke relationship rules lol. You know the one where you dont put your insecurity out there, your fucked upness out there, i laid it all out and he didnt run lol. Soooooo lets see what happens lol
Ok let's get down to it! I have absolutly no idea what I blogged last and because I'm afraid blogger will crash on me I'll just start as close to the begining as I can.
Not that long ago on MYB I decided to talk to a guy. It started out with messages on that site and then I gave him my yahoo. Well this went on for a little bit and by the time we had exchanged almost 60 messages and a couple talks on yahoo I said look you want to meet me this is where I'm going to be at this time.
He showed up and even though his paycheck hadnt come in he still had enough cash for gas and to buy me a couple drinks. He was a really nice guy and just didnt give me any bad vibes.
So after that it was text messages and trying to set a time up where we could just go out on our own. I had him meet me at a bar where my friend was having a birthday party the first time. So after texting and such we set up a date for last Saturday.
We went to Olive Garden and saw the movie FastFive and he brought me a rose. We had a good dinner and during the movie he was shaking just a little when he went to hold my hand. That date was the begining of me breaking the rules.
I told him in no uncertain terms that I DO NOT PUT OUT. The last guy who dated me never got anything lol so dont expect anything. I told him about my extracurricular activities and he said no problem.
At the movie I rubbed his neck for him because Im the girl who wants to make people better lol. At the end of the movie he walked me to my car and we hugged and I pecked him on the cheek.
Well I don't know what got into me but I invited him to dinner Monday. Supposed to be his day off and he got called in. Again I dont know what got into me but I texted him yesterday to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie.
I broke every fucking rule I have! He got to meet my mom, dad, and Mae yesterday. Mae loves him. She wanted to cuddle right up next to him the minute he sat down. She had to sit by him when he moved to the chair. And then he actually got off the deck to show her the white dandelions. And then was chasing her around the deck.
He left to go be with family and then texted saying he was close by. I let him come over again and this time he met my mom.
Just like I knew she would do she interrogated him lol. I was texting the poor guy from the bathroom apologizing for not giving him warning about my mom. If Mae hadnt had to go poo lol he would have missed that lol.
Yesterday I let him kiss me three times and let him kinda touch me, no not dirty touches lol. And he said it twice that if i start cooking for him he probably wont leave. and i said ok and lol.
This is probably not the ONE but right now everything just feels right about it. Hell I even know when we will have sex if I decide to lol, see im a stupid girl!
Then I realized it was a full moon last night and that had to be why I was breaking the rules.
My mom doesn't mind him, she doesn't find him offensive or creepy or anything like the kids dad lol and my dad didnt mind him. My kid loved him soooo Im breaking all the goddamn rules and Not apologizing (outloud) for it lol.
On another note my first day back to work will be Friday and possibly a couple hours on Saturday. Life is moving on and on and on and now theres a guy lol. Good luck to the guy lol.
On top of the rule breaking of mine I broke relationship rules lol. You know the one where you dont put your insecurity out there, your fucked upness out there, i laid it all out and he didnt run lol. Soooooo lets see what happens lol
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Dawn
I did it again! I texted you and totally forgot what it said! I remember texting you though I don't remember what it said lol. So I hope that whatever I'm sending you has the intended effect lol.
I do remember saying I'd remember this text, but damn if I didn't go ahead and forget. So I'm thinking that I'm just supposed to be sending you random text messages to confuse you, make you laugh, shake your head, or just pray for me lol. My mission is to have textblackouts lol.
Ok so hope this finds you well and I tried to call you because I figured I'd distract you with some girl talk. But now you're just going to have to wait til I blog late tonight or tomorrow lol.
Have a great one!
I do remember saying I'd remember this text, but damn if I didn't go ahead and forget. So I'm thinking that I'm just supposed to be sending you random text messages to confuse you, make you laugh, shake your head, or just pray for me lol. My mission is to have textblackouts lol.
Ok so hope this finds you well and I tried to call you because I figured I'd distract you with some girl talk. But now you're just going to have to wait til I blog late tonight or tomorrow lol.
Have a great one!
Thursday, May 12, 2011
The Drugs
Thank you ladies for your encouragement. HOWEVER lol i've had this done before and the drugs that worked great for you ......sucked ass for me! I was awake during the procedures lol and i could feel both ends and was gagging on the endo one.
So Im hoping that the drugs work today since Im a lot lighter then I was before lol. But Im not holding out hope lol.
My sister told me i need to tell them to give me the Michael Jackson drug cuz that worked for her.
2 hours til its time to leave and im getting nervous because i dont seem to have gone as much as i did last time. And like you said they can tell, but i drank all the nasty and had some nasty lol but not much.
Could be because I havnt really eaten in almost 2 days lol. 1 pork chop on tuesday really doesnt mean a lot of stuff to digest. So maybe im ok...i just cant wait to sleep lol
have a great day guys!
So Im hoping that the drugs work today since Im a lot lighter then I was before lol. But Im not holding out hope lol.
My sister told me i need to tell them to give me the Michael Jackson drug cuz that worked for her.
2 hours til its time to leave and im getting nervous because i dont seem to have gone as much as i did last time. And like you said they can tell, but i drank all the nasty and had some nasty lol but not much.
Could be because I havnt really eaten in almost 2 days lol. 1 pork chop on tuesday really doesnt mean a lot of stuff to digest. So maybe im ok...i just cant wait to sleep lol
have a great day guys!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Poop Poop Poop
Well 2 hours ago almost I finished the first of the prep. Now I'm just waiting for it to finish sloshing around in my belly so I can go read in the bathroom.
There is nothing fun about prepping for this! Ive run to the bathroom several times expecting the big one and nope its a false alarm lol. Good lord whoever thought this up needs to be smacked lol.
Whatever happened to a good ol fashioned enema lol i mean its basically the same thing right lol.
Ooo i hate the gurgling Im hearing and I hate that I havnt started poopooing yet lol cuz i want to go to bed lol.
Hell i even asked my mom if she would buy me a pizza tomorrow lol but i have cookies in case she wont lol.
im nervous about tomorrow because i dont know why but i am. i want them to find something easy and simple to fix. because if they find nothing i have no idea what the hell im going to do next lol.
well I guess the nicest thing I can say about this is that Im sure Ill be about 5lbs down tomorrow lol gets me closer to my goal of my high school weight lol. Im like 8lbs away from it so yayyyy if im lucky ill be 3lbs closer lol.
Now im obsessing about food lol maybe ill go and check out the olive garden menu since I have a date on Saturday and he's paying lol. Now to figure out what to get so he doesnt expect me to put out lol
There is nothing fun about prepping for this! Ive run to the bathroom several times expecting the big one and nope its a false alarm lol. Good lord whoever thought this up needs to be smacked lol.
Whatever happened to a good ol fashioned enema lol i mean its basically the same thing right lol.
Ooo i hate the gurgling Im hearing and I hate that I havnt started poopooing yet lol cuz i want to go to bed lol.
Hell i even asked my mom if she would buy me a pizza tomorrow lol but i have cookies in case she wont lol.
im nervous about tomorrow because i dont know why but i am. i want them to find something easy and simple to fix. because if they find nothing i have no idea what the hell im going to do next lol.
well I guess the nicest thing I can say about this is that Im sure Ill be about 5lbs down tomorrow lol gets me closer to my goal of my high school weight lol. Im like 8lbs away from it so yayyyy if im lucky ill be 3lbs closer lol.
Now im obsessing about food lol maybe ill go and check out the olive garden menu since I have a date on Saturday and he's paying lol. Now to figure out what to get so he doesnt expect me to put out lol
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