Thursday, August 4, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
Pulling a Dawn :)
Heat index of like 105 or some shit like that and my fat ass cuts the grass. Front and back! Im exhausted, I feel like Im running a fever and the couch is my bed tonight because the fan just isnt cutting it. Head hurts like a sumbitch so i got a xanex or two and a pill from my mom.
Now im heading off to the couch to watch/sleep to dvr'd stuff.
Excited about the job and the boyfriend came over and hugged me and held me so tight that I knew I was loved. And the fact that he wanted to kidnap me to continue the hugging n kissin but was respectful about Mae and her need for "daddy" time with him making no mommy time for him..was great.
So this was short n sweet and im going to take my hurting ass to the couch and pretend I'm dawn....except I wonder does she get the remote when shes out there or is that out of her control *evil laugh/grin*
Now im heading off to the couch to watch/sleep to dvr'd stuff.
Excited about the job and the boyfriend came over and hugged me and held me so tight that I knew I was loved. And the fact that he wanted to kidnap me to continue the hugging n kissin but was respectful about Mae and her need for "daddy" time with him making no mommy time for him..was great.
So this was short n sweet and im going to take my hurting ass to the couch and pretend I'm dawn....except I wonder does she get the remote when shes out there or is that out of her control *evil laugh/grin*
Friday, July 29, 2011
Too Happy
I'm too happy and I want to get out of the relationship that makes me this happy. Thats where I'm at and lucky me I have a whole new bag of books to keep me company while i try to get rid of a really great guy!
Hope everyone has a great weekend I dont have much else to say!
Hope everyone has a great weekend I dont have much else to say!
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Saturday Off
So i gave up my morning shift today. I just didnt want to go to work. So I didnt.
Ive decided instead that Im going to take Mae to the movies and lunch. I made decent tips and by robbing peter to pay paul well we can do both lol.
He thought he had texted me and was sorry. He said he was sick and whatever lol. I get it I can accept it. My mother on the other hand is insinuating that maybe hes lying. WTF seriously dude is sick. Ive talked to him a couple times and sometimes he sounds better and then others he sounds like shit again.
Right now i want to be napping but i have some serious heartburn lol. I took a spill at work this week. I worked a double on Wednesday and a drain backed up and i didnt notice it. fell right onto my knee. joy o joy lol worked yesterday and today is lazy. Now to get the heartburn to go away so i can take a nap before we head out for the day lol.
Ive decided instead that Im going to take Mae to the movies and lunch. I made decent tips and by robbing peter to pay paul well we can do both lol.
He thought he had texted me and was sorry. He said he was sick and whatever lol. I get it I can accept it. My mother on the other hand is insinuating that maybe hes lying. WTF seriously dude is sick. Ive talked to him a couple times and sometimes he sounds better and then others he sounds like shit again.
Right now i want to be napping but i have some serious heartburn lol. I took a spill at work this week. I worked a double on Wednesday and a drain backed up and i didnt notice it. fell right onto my knee. joy o joy lol worked yesterday and today is lazy. Now to get the heartburn to go away so i can take a nap before we head out for the day lol.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Oh Sorry
Lets just say that some men are really fucking stupid and think that its ok to not text their girlfriend to let them know they have gone to the emergency room and have been diagnosed with walking pneumonia.
Girlfriend gets home and finds out online that this has happened. Girlfriend worked a double shift today and wasn't on the phone.
I am pretty irritated right now! Seriously you say you love me but then dont text me to let me know that your sick sick. But you put it online? And then when I call you out on it all you can text back is Oh Sorry?
Oh I'm seriously slightly irritated. It doesn't help that my mom wants to make it even bigger than it already is and is all like well its better to find out this now. Blah Blah yes mom i know youre waiting for us to break up sheesh. But really you put it online but dont text me that your sick.
WTF? Really and you think Im not going to have a problem with this lol SERIOUSLY? Ooooo there is going to be a very nice little chat. Because Oh sorry doesn't cut it in my book.
Im a crazy bitch lol I want to know why you thought hey lets tell the world im sick but not tell my girlfriend, who btw worked all day long....seriously irritated.
Ill get over it but theres gonna be a discussion and thats all there is to it lol. Oh and not much hump dayin this weekend lol he was sick lol
Girlfriend gets home and finds out online that this has happened. Girlfriend worked a double shift today and wasn't on the phone.
I am pretty irritated right now! Seriously you say you love me but then dont text me to let me know that your sick sick. But you put it online? And then when I call you out on it all you can text back is Oh Sorry?
Oh I'm seriously slightly irritated. It doesn't help that my mom wants to make it even bigger than it already is and is all like well its better to find out this now. Blah Blah yes mom i know youre waiting for us to break up sheesh. But really you put it online but dont text me that your sick.
WTF? Really and you think Im not going to have a problem with this lol SERIOUSLY? Ooooo there is going to be a very nice little chat. Because Oh sorry doesn't cut it in my book.
Im a crazy bitch lol I want to know why you thought hey lets tell the world im sick but not tell my girlfriend, who btw worked all day long....seriously irritated.
Ill get over it but theres gonna be a discussion and thats all there is to it lol. Oh and not much hump dayin this weekend lol he was sick lol
Thursday, July 14, 2011
For Dawn
So the trouble maker that I am and attention whore lol guilted Dawn into a real blog lol. So I figured since she had a sex story I was going to give her one back. Though mine is going to make her and you piss yourselves laughing lol.
So the whole trip to the boyfriends wasn't wasted. It was a great time and we went to bed one night and he said if you hear a siren its just my phone going off about storms.
Ok whatever I sleep like the dead no biggie. Well it stormed that night and around 5 or 6 in the morning. Hell i dont know what time it was cuz i was sleeping and dreaming. He thought i was on the verge of waking up and asked me about his car windows.
Well i was dreaming of sex sex and more sex lol. In my sleep induced coma lol I answered his question. But I answered it completly wrong.
I don't know what the hell I heard him say to me lol but i just kinda rolled over and mumbled....Let me go to the bathroom first and then we can have sex.
He was taken by surprise and later told me he was thinking what the hell does sex have to do with his windows. Fuck if i know lol all i know is i obviously didnt hear it right and hes such a horndog lol i assumed he was waking me up for some booty lol.
Booty was good, after the peeing lol and we had a huge laugh because who answers the window question with let me pee and we can have some lol.
So i hope you didnt piss yourself but i hope you enjoyed it lol.
Today is starting off fabulous. Mae is bitching about her clothes, the boyfriend is at work with a 101 temp, and I get to go to work this morning lol please dear god let the tips be good lol and not be so freakin swamped lol.
So the whole trip to the boyfriends wasn't wasted. It was a great time and we went to bed one night and he said if you hear a siren its just my phone going off about storms.
Ok whatever I sleep like the dead no biggie. Well it stormed that night and around 5 or 6 in the morning. Hell i dont know what time it was cuz i was sleeping and dreaming. He thought i was on the verge of waking up and asked me about his car windows.
Well i was dreaming of sex sex and more sex lol. In my sleep induced coma lol I answered his question. But I answered it completly wrong.
I don't know what the hell I heard him say to me lol but i just kinda rolled over and mumbled....Let me go to the bathroom first and then we can have sex.
He was taken by surprise and later told me he was thinking what the hell does sex have to do with his windows. Fuck if i know lol all i know is i obviously didnt hear it right and hes such a horndog lol i assumed he was waking me up for some booty lol.
Booty was good, after the peeing lol and we had a huge laugh because who answers the window question with let me pee and we can have some lol.
So i hope you didnt piss yourself but i hope you enjoyed it lol.
Today is starting off fabulous. Mae is bitching about her clothes, the boyfriend is at work with a 101 temp, and I get to go to work this morning lol please dear god let the tips be good lol and not be so freakin swamped lol.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Wonderful World of Parenthood
I don't know if I mentioned it or not but I really didn't get much sleep last night because of the late night drive home and the 4 am puking. And you know that little shit was up before 8 lol like try almost 7 lol.
Well our doctors appointment was at 1115 and it was soooooooooooo not what i wanted to hear lol. So now I have a doctors appointment for 230 to have myself checked out.
The verdict for my poor girl who finally today wanted food and her temp is a bit lower....have a seat cuz you know your either gonna fall over laughing cuz youve been there or fall over laughing cuz youve been there and you feel for me lol.
Strep throat, ear infection, cold, and pink eye! What a fucking combo lol. Cant get that on the dollar menu lol. So the girl is sitting with a mask on so she doesnt infect the rest of the house until her antibiotics kick in, usually after the first 24 hours.
And the Man...god i love him he totally gets it and isnt upset with how we left. Though he did ask how much sleep i got last night because i was trying to talk to him and it wasnt coming out right lol. I told him welcome to parenthood were you ready for this lol he said yes and i was all like unfortunatly fortunatly youre kinda the daddy figure now and blah blah and he was like did you sleep cuz your really kinda not making sense and laughed at me. But he got what i meant and hes good with taking over the daddy role in her life. That just shocks the shit out of me that he is willing to step up and be what we both need and not even be what we need he just is what we need.
Anyways time to take my ass back to the living room and get back to my book. I got the new Janet Evanovich and a bunch of others so im set for reading lol. After Janets book im back to the last two in the vampire academy series!!!
Well our doctors appointment was at 1115 and it was soooooooooooo not what i wanted to hear lol. So now I have a doctors appointment for 230 to have myself checked out.
The verdict for my poor girl who finally today wanted food and her temp is a bit lower....have a seat cuz you know your either gonna fall over laughing cuz youve been there or fall over laughing cuz youve been there and you feel for me lol.
Strep throat, ear infection, cold, and pink eye! What a fucking combo lol. Cant get that on the dollar menu lol. So the girl is sitting with a mask on so she doesnt infect the rest of the house until her antibiotics kick in, usually after the first 24 hours.
And the Man...god i love him he totally gets it and isnt upset with how we left. Though he did ask how much sleep i got last night because i was trying to talk to him and it wasnt coming out right lol. I told him welcome to parenthood were you ready for this lol he said yes and i was all like unfortunatly fortunatly youre kinda the daddy figure now and blah blah and he was like did you sleep cuz your really kinda not making sense and laughed at me. But he got what i meant and hes good with taking over the daddy role in her life. That just shocks the shit out of me that he is willing to step up and be what we both need and not even be what we need he just is what we need.
Anyways time to take my ass back to the living room and get back to my book. I got the new Janet Evanovich and a bunch of others so im set for reading lol. After Janets book im back to the last two in the vampire academy series!!!
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