This is a picture of the guy my mom tried to marry me off to; even though she swears she didn't and wasn't trying to pimp me out lol. My sister agrees with me that my mom all but pimped my ass out lol. OMG it really was a great time and I just really want to do it again lol.

Doing this blog with only a few fingers lol so there might be lots of typos lol. Seriously I'm only using between 5 and 7 fingers lol I cant use any more. lucky for me I know my keyboard lol. The one class I excelled in in high school.

Ok so this wasn't supposed to be a blog just a picture but you know me lol. Anyways this guy is cute but besides being out of state he really was looking for a booty call im thinking lol. And no i didnt exchange any information other than my name age and that i like to dance lol he talked with our whole table and i enjoyed the fact that i was out of the fucking house and no mae to worry about lol. The man attention was nice but I was more excited about the fact I was in my new size 16 pants and I looked hot. Except my hair which as usual was a hot mess lol. So ive lost a shit ton of weight and the double chin thing keeps happening lol i hate it lol oh well, but for those facebook friends the pics are up over there. Here is the man who could have been my hubby lol when i took the pic he said...this is for our christmas card lol so he had a good sense of humor.

Ok now im going to stop because i know im going to pay for this blog tomorrow lol. Heres to Fast Eddies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3OXRsueg6g&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDOmHHm-cHI yea my vlog sucks today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjozgbkildg This vlog is all Michelle (miki)'s fault lol...one of these days im going to have to transcribe all these what a chore. but at least then all ill have to do is listen to myself once...Hmmm wonder if Monica will do it for me roflmao no that wasnt a hint or an ask lol that was just a funny...god i really miss blogging blogging. but at least now you guys can reread my bullshit and see where its supposed to be funny and taken lol i am such a goofball. not only do you get a vlog you get a blog lol. I love you my friends for listening to me ramble and im sorry but im just too damn broke to send yall dramamine for all the moving around i do lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js49vQujS2A another long ramble because im so good at it lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azElj2J2HW8 another long one lol excuse my bra lol

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Ok this is a long one. Get a drink and a snack lol...welcome to verbal diarrhea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMRaZHAJtpk

The Heather love continues! I really really am basking in all the attention and have no problem admitting to being an attention whore lol.

So my hand swelled up and that long blog I did wasn't injury friendly. I paid dearly for it lol but I enjoyed it! Thats why this wont be very long lol. But I'm on a bragging streak and I just can't help but be prideful and let my head and heart swell.

So you remember the text that was one thing, the kissing yet another. Today out of the blue when I was driving with my friend she just goes Youre such a good friend Heather. I was shocked lol I was off in my own world thinking something stupid lol. Caught me off guard, but I accepted the compliment and extended the same back to her because she is.

So sharing the love here ya go Dawn(brenda I havnt forgotten you, i just cant form a coherent reply to what your dealing with) here's the hijacked pic...and yes I did enjoy it lol

Ok so for whatever reason blogger wouldnt let me put the picture at the bottom probably i dont know what im doing so yea that last paragraph i even tried to cut it and move it to the top but itwouldnt let melol so yay my 2nd blog that should really be a vlog is as jacked up as my finger lol