Ex's! They come in all forms. Mine are all annoying and babies lol. So my really really good friend has a new roommate. An ex of mine from like almost 15 years ago lol. And seriously lol im soooo glad i outgrew that phase of my life.

Hes one of those that when your friends meet them your like look i was young and stupid and blah blah...forgive me for that mess.

So anyways hes a vet and yesterday obviously was vets day. Well my friend calls me and is like can you come over and have a beer with me and glen. hes being all whiny about being a vet and noone celebrating with him.

*SIGHS*

Maaaaaaan....so i said yeah, i can save you from the dude acting like a chick. LOL he wanted me over so bad because he didnt want to be alone that he was trying to offer up incentives lol. I was like look your my friend and ill come over so you can make the day right for him.

FUCK! So i go over and were hanging out, music, darts, beer(i wasnt drinking like it was friday lol),laughs....it was the begining of a good time. Next thing we know here comes another friend and the guys nephew. Now i dont know why but he thinks that any and all sexual inuendo comment or feel is ok to put on me.

I get that im the only girl, but um HELLO ive been apart of this group for half my fucking life. Like inappropriate comments about head btwn me and my ex. Um hello...i am not going to have sex with my ex, i am not going to have any kind of unavoidable contact with my ex.

Hell my ex doesnt even get that. On his way to bed he was telling me if i didnt want to go home that he had a queen size bed and that he would only cuddle.

*SHUDDERS*

Thankfully my other friends are there to laugh at my prediciment lol. But my friends are good about figuring out when ive had enough and they will step in and put an end to it.

There we are playing darts and i had my beer and smokes on the table below the dart board. Yea smooth move lol. James throws a dart and it all but lands in my glass.

NEW PARTY GAME!!!

They filled a bigger glass half full with beer and the goal was whoever landed in the glass from bouncing off the board has to drink. Doesnt matter how nasty the beer gets lol if you hit it you drink it. It was hit a couple times lol.

Next thing i know i come out of the bathroom and whoop whoop...the cops are at the window. WTF...the neighbors called the cops and then fucking lied lol. Yea maybe the music was a lil loud, BUT i could only hear it real clear with the door cracked when i was smoking. Then they had told the cops we had a bonfire. Um we had a bonfire last friday night. But we were all housebound people last night.

So woooo whats a party without the cops...Not ours lol.

And just in case your wondering i left Mae here sleeping all tied down in bed...lol..no seriously. My grandpa had left his over night bag here and came back and decided to stay home. So after i put Mae in bed last night and she was all the way asleep i went out.

Well that could explain the cops being called lol...considering it was almost 9 when i got over there...maybe it was a bit late for loud.

Lines Lines Lines Lines Lines!!!!! Ohhh how confusing those lines are lol.

Heres to going on 2 decades of friendship!

Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked lyrics

I was walking down the street
When out the corner of my eye,
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said I never seen a man,
Who looks so all alone,
Could you use a little company?
If you could pay the right price,
Your evening will be nice,
Or you can go and send me on my way,
I said you're such a sweet young thing,
Why'd you do this to yourself?
She looked at me and this is what she said.

Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could,
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.

Not even 15 minutes later,
I'm still walking down the street,
When I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight,
And then he swept up from behind,
Put a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight,
He said give me all you've got,
I want your money not your life,
If you try to make a move I wont think twice,
I told him you can have my cash,
But first you know I've got to ask,
What made you want to live this kind of life?

He said there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
I got bills to pay
I got mouths to feed
Ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.

Now a couple hours past,
And I was sitting in my house,
The day was winding down and coming to an end,
So I turned on the TV,
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend,
I saw a preacher man in cuffs
Taking money from the church,
He stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
But even still I can't say much
Because I know were all the same,
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.

You know there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees,
We got bills to pay
We got mouths to feed
Ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no
We can't slow down,
We can't hold back
Though you know we wish we could.
You know there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.

Ok so im really feeling this song lol

OMG i had a great weekend! Its seriously like the weekend that wouldnt die lol. Its finally at its end and im really close to sleep watching GI Joe lol.

Didnt get home till like 4 am last night and for some reason i rolled over and saw my phone a bit before 9 this morning. I had a text message lol. Yea i love texts telling me i left things and was being teased about it lol.

So i called my friend and we bullshitted for a minute and being a smart ass i asked what was for breakfast. Maaaaan it was biscuits and gravy! Bet your ass i begged an invite lol. They said come on over. Mmm it was a yummy breakfast!

Breakfast turned into lunch lol. We went to the store and got brats and then picked up Mae. She played with my friends kids and actually ate her lunch.

I finally thought my weekend was ending and my phone rang lol. My other friend needed me to come over and sit with her kids and sister and the new baby lol while she went and got some free baby stuff. Really nice baby stuff!

So i ended up over there and we had pizza. I also found out my child is seriously off lol. I love her but maaaaan lol shes a little young to not want to take the handcuffs off lol.

She likes to push the button on the seat belt when were driving and stand up or move. Well i keep telling her she cant do that cuz the officers will come and take mama to jail and charge me. Well my friends kid had some fake cuffs and she had them on and was walking up to people going charge me lol. She didnt want to take them off she wanted everyone to be charged lol. Yea we have issues lol.

But now im sitting here thinking about the weekend and the interesting things it brought. Wow...its been a wild 3 days lol but ive had enough fun to make parts of me hurt lol.

Heres to really just enjoying life on your terms!

The world is full of lines. Crossable and uncrossable and questionable crossable, and karma is going to bite you in the ass eventually uncrossable, Crossable with the influx of alcohol and just plain i dont give a damn im thinking of me crossable lines that should probably have been uncrossable.

Ok so all lines are crossable its just what you do after you have crossed those lines.

As you have probably figured out i have found lines that got crossed. I dont regret that they got crossed im just interested in finding out what the consequences of crossing those lines will be.

i know what it would/will be on one side of the fence. That one im pretty sure unless someone decides to go postal i wont ever have to deal with. And on the other side is all the stupidity that comes with not following the lines.

Maybe ill get lucky and the uncrossable will become crossable on occasion.

Hell i dont know, its after 4 in the morning and you know me lol. Anyways...

heres to crossing lines....sometimes you just have to go with it lol.

God i know better than to play in the crazy end of the pool! But hell even i have to dip my toes in once and awhile. But you get bit when you do that. Try enlightening a crazy person and you will find out what i mean.

I know i shouldnt have commented on judys blog but maaaaaan i wanted to set her straight that there was one thing that dawn wasnt lying about lol. Like shes totally not one of my favorite people and it totally sucks sharing a chat room with her and her man. But im an adult i can handle it and i do.

But as ive blogged before i get invites to read the crazy ladys blogs. Ive even accepted a couple lol i do need my entertainment. Hell even had a conversation with the crazy lady that she seems to forget about about how i get invited and how people will shit when they see me on her friends. Yea tell me thats not a drama starter.

Anyways i was being nice and trying to save the bitchs karma points a bit, but like usual lol it was met with hostility and anger and self righteousness lol. And all the crazy anyone could handle lol.

Sometimes it just doesnt pay to try to help a person out. Hell even im not so awful to make fun of a person who was put into a medical coma, especially lol when there are non crazy people who talked to these people lol. Im also not so stupid to know that you can have a computer about anywhere in a hospital. Even in ICU...what some people dont know is that icu doesnt mean your dead or dying necessarily.

Ahhh i must have been out of my head last night to try to explain to this crazy bitch the situation. Twisted words, mumbo jumbo, bad spelling, typos, grammatical errors, you know crazy land type lol.

Anyways heres to giving me back some karma points for trying to help another, even though undeserving lol, keep their karma points lol.

Part 1 of last night which is part 2 in the blog lol. I had to spit out my great time lol. Im selfish. Hey it was Saturday...the one full day that i get to be selfish and think of noone but myself lol. But alas that is comgin to an end in about 6 hours lol. Anyways...Part 1 of last night.

I hate working till 5 on Saturdays lol. But thats what i was scheduled for because i asked for the night off. As you are well aware it was Halloween yesterday.

A month ago, or whenever WalMart put out the costumes, i bought Mae hers. She went as a cheerleader complete with pom poms. Heck one of the houses we stopped at was sooo impressive for me. We walked up the drive and there was a big W painted/chalked onto the driveway. I know what that means, thats for West High, thats where i went to school lol. I figured it was because they had a ball player of some kind. Nope! Got up to the door and Mae did her trick or treat and her Rah Boom Baa....I really did try for rah rah sis boom bah, but thats what we got lol. She shook her pom poms and the lady tells her that her daughter is a cheerleader. And then did the best mama thing. She said that maybe one day Mae could be a real cheerleader and then she backtracked and said no your a real cheerleader now and said something else. I thought that was the coolest thing! Here she was keeping the 3 yr olds imagination alive and not trying to take something from her. How neat is that? Ok maybe not to you but i totally loved it.

By the way lol im telling this in a really screwed up order because that last bit was at the end of the night lol.

Since the kids dad lives in an apartment and most of his immediate neighborhood is apartments i had to drive us to a good spot. I agonized for this all afternoon at work. I was trying to figure out the best place to take the kiddo too. Well im a good mama and i found the spot! The kids dad even told me i did good, kind of like how i almost always get rock star parking at WalMart.

The kids dad was very accomodating. He moved that car about 20 times lol Ok maybe 4 but it was alot. Im lazy i didnt want to have to walk all the way back to the car lol. We werent the only ones who had landed in the neighborhood. But it was a great neighborhood. I mean its right off church row and the houses are big, and they were just really really nice. Because you know they know that not all those kids are from there blocks lol.

One house even had the world series, a fire pit, hot dogs and hot apple cider. I tell you what it was awesome! Hell at the very end we even hooked up for a minute with a friend of mine and his daughter.

We didnt stay out the whole 2 hours but we were out almost an hour and a half. The night actually started out decent. I had Maes coat but under her costume she had her sweats and sweat shirt. We were able to walk around for a long time, but then the sun went down down lol. Thats when it was time to be done. The temp dropped quickly and Mae turned cold. I guess she was getting a bubble bath when she got home lol.

She got about half a bucket of candy and she had a good time. She even knocked on the coffin and didnt freak when the girl popped out of the coffin. She was a bit scared of a couple clown costumes....evil clowns shes not into lol Ronald she is lol. Then another house a guy was leathered up and had a scary mask on. The neighbor guy told me in what to me sounded like a disgusted voice he just likes to hear them scream. BUT in the guys defense...he wasnt out scaring the little ones. Though the littles ones were not to sure about gettin his candy lol.

All in all...i had a great weekend. Now to fight Mae over the candy and to fight grandpa from giving her candy. He just got home and i went to show him the pictures of Mae from last night. WTF do i see on the kitchen table????? 3 bags of candy and suckers and candy corn!!!!! Ooooo im glad she just went to the dentist and the flouride put on her teeth lol.

Heres to suriving the sugar rush lol

Seriously....it was 2 in a row! I had a most awesome weekend! And im hot! Im soo hot! LOL i had my ego stroked ten ways from sunday. It was revealed how much of a dirty whore i am. And all had a good time!

I was CUTE! oh so cute tonight! Like totally hot lol. Matching bra n panties...yea that never happens lol. A way cute shirt that made the girls look 18 again...i have a picture if you want proof lol. Had a pair of nice dark jeans on. AND the peace day resistance(yes i know thats not how its spelled but you knew what i meant lol) my black knee high suede boots. I dont know how high the heel was but i was taller then my friend who is 5' 11. So like maybe 4 inches. Ohh my feet hated it, but i looked Good!

Went to a house party and didnt take anything to drink. Man i tell ya, i just wasnt in the right frame of mind to be house party drinking. Especially with one of my ex's there. I just can not get all stupid like everyone else when hes around. Im telling you its not real comfortable when your both hangin out on the back of the couch and he scoots toward you and you have run out of room to scoot away.

i can deal...dont know if i can do it every weekend though lol. Had a jello shot and chilled out watchin the darts, listenin to the mucis. Im telling you it was a houseparty and if your old enough you know that a house party can be as good as the bar.

Speaking of bar lol me and a friend snuck out to the bar lol. Oh that was a good time. Bad karoke and Corona. I love my friend hes soo awesome. I always have a good time when hes around. Too bad his ex is one of my friends. It makes it hard when you have to skirt around names when talking.

We ended back over at the house party. Though only one person was still up out of the 2 that were there lol. We chilled and drank a bit and finally i was like man its time to go home. And i packed up and left lol.

It was a good fucking night. I dont know what i did to deserve two great nights out but i am thankful!

Heres to everyone feeling the sun shine on them once in awhile.....